SPITS OUT WATER AND ROLLS ONTO FLOOR BECAUSE THOR- I MEAN- CHRIS IS SO FUGGLING ADORABLE!!!! ahurwij[g]r
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
WHAT IS THIS
OMF
remember
OH GOD, THIS IS IT, I’M DEAD, I CAN’T BREATHE ANYMORE
(Source: tyleroakley)
What inspires me? Ummm. Honestly, I think people who live their life as kind of a good example to others. I don’t really like preachy or dogmatic people, or people who try to tell other people how to behave or how to live. But I do get inspired by people who really live the example that they’re trying to send. (misha collins)
…it all started with a shove
…and this ship spread like wildfire
“I know my courtesies, m’lady,” Gendry said, stubborn as ever. “Whenever highborn girls came into the shop with their fathers, my master told me I was to bend the knee, and speak only when they spoke to me, and call them m’lady.”
“If you start calling me m’lady, even Hot Pie is going to notice. And you better keep on pissing the same way too.”
“As m’lady commands.”
Arya slammed his chest with both hands. He tripped over a stone and sat down with a thump. “What kind of lord’s daughter are you?” he said, laughing.
“This kind.” She kicked him in the side, but it only made him laugh harder.
“I should be calling you m’lady.” — “Do not call me m’lady!” — “As m’lady commands.”
She stared at him for a minute or two and really looked at him. Arya thought to herself, in this fucked up world where noble men are killed by loyalty, here was a stranger defending and protecting her like she was some sort of damsel in distress. He wasn’t a knight. He doesn’t have an armour or a sword. He makes them. Yet, he looks everything like a knight in shinning armour should be, tall and handsome, strong and brave. Perhaps chivalry is not dead and the god’s has given her the good fortune of finding one of the last remaining true knights of the realm.
